The Indian Railways Physical Fitness Test

Being able to follow close behind a frail gray-haired porter who is carrying one of your 50 pound suitcases on his head, your heavy carry on on top of that, and your other 50 pound suitcase over his shoulder as he hussles through the crowded platforms, and up and down stairs at an incredible speed. If you fail you have to try and follow along as best you can, watching your suitcases fade into the distance.